Pissin'

Milton Keynes.

We have roundabouts, concrete cows and that's about it.

However, there are some quality nights out that can be had, and it's very easy to get pissed up for about £20.

Check it out -

The Empire is the best in clubbing that Milton Keynes has to offer.  For 18+ there are -
 
Mondays - 80's night - great cheesy music to groove to till 2am.
Thursdays - Juicy night - dance anthems all night.
Other nights are for older audiences.

Bar Central is a complete pit, but everyone likes it because it is a relaxed situation - you don't have to tart yourself up and it's cheap!!  Perfect for students.
They offer something different nearly every day of the week, Mondays are best though as it is super discount night.  Pints at £1.  Excellent.  Music could be better though.

These are my main two hang outs, but there others which I have sampled and rate highly.

There are also more venues in the Winter Gardens Complex.

There is also: -
Heroes
and loads of pubs!!!